I shaved my head by accident once. I don’t mean that I fell down against something sharp, although I’ve done that too. Usually I don’t fall head first though. If I fell down against something that could shave my head, the story would likely begin thusly: I decapitated myself by accident once. Obviously, then it would be written by someone else. In this Continue reading
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When the Snowman Changed My Life (Part 2)
DISCLAIMER: I have influenza (which is a dramatic way of saying “the flu”). I’m pretty sure that this post isn’t contagious, but I ask that you be merciful as you read it.
The night I gained my superpower, I was outside in the middle of the night, completely unprepared for the wintry weather I had discovered. Luckily I was enjoying the novelty of it all, or I might have realized how uncomfortable I was.
Before that night I hadn’t known that cold could hurt. I was more familiar with heat, which I Continue reading
When the Snowman Changed My Life (Part 1)
DISCLAIMER: I have influenza (which is a dramatic way of saying “the flu”). I’m pretty sure that this post isn’t contagious, but I ask that you be merciful as you read it.
I have a superpower, and no, I’m not delirious with fever. Don’t get too excited; it’s nothing that lets me fight crime, and I’m not about to post pictures of myself in a flashy leotard. (Not that I wouldn’t create a uniform for myself in a second with the slightest provocation.) Continue reading